- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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