You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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im gay

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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whats black and large -me

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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