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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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