- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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