- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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