Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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