Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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