- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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