- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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