Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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