- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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