- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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