Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Charlie Sheen

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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