- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Nickelback

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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