- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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