What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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