- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Chuck Norris is dead......

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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