Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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