- Anti Joke

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.