- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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