- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

knock knock? come in

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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