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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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