- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Knock knock. Come right on in.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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