Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

The New York Giants

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A miserable man committed suicide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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