- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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