- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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