- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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