- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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