What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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WOw you have no life

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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