- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Whats funny? Your face.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

womens rights

hi jonny

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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