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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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