Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Happy Monday!

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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