Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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