- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

I'm Coming

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Boner

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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