So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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