- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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