Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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