- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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