- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

guess what? bannanas

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

knock knock go away!!!

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

time to spruce up!

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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