What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Justin's life

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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