- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

hey guys im gay

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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