Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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