- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

how do you win a game try your best

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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