So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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