A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

I have cancer. And you're next.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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