- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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