- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's worse than this That :(

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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