- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

your face

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why are white people white? I don't know

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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