what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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The child was fired from his job.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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