- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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