Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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