- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

No it doesnt..

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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