- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

How did the black person die? Of old age

knock knock no no you go now i clean

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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