There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Justin Beiber

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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you see theres this guy.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Okay.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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