What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

silver bullet?

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

kieran is a homosexual

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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