What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

women rights

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Brain fart

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What are annoying? Ads.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...