What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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