- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A dancer walks into a barre

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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