Penis

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Neither have I

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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