- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Go away still nothing to see

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Golf.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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