Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Obama = ebola

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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