What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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