What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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