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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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