- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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