- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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