- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

John Cena for president

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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