- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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