You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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