- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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you see theres this guy.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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