- Anti Joke

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.