When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

kennah campion when she talks

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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