Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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