Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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