Roses are red, Violets are purple.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

poopy is poopy

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Anti Joke

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