- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Sir, your wife is dead

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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