Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

poopy is poopy

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Nobody cares maddie!

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

black chicken. kfc

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Knock knock knock OCD

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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