So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Anti Joke

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