why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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The american education system.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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