Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

pobody's nerfect

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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