- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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