Roses are red.

THe Election

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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