- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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