- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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