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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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