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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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