- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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