- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

You want to hear a joke? Republican

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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