- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

I have a really funny joke.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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