- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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