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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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